Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
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Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML
Today, as I was taking care of my mom while my dad was at work, she fell asleep. This would be fine, except she has one of the worst cases of sleep apnea ever recorded. Her snores are so loud, they almost sound like gunshots. I can't leave her alone or block out the sound in case she stops breathing for too long. FML
Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You're not using the earplugs right. Take about 50 of them and jam them into her mouth. That ought to muffle the sound.
lifeis4me 20
I felt this. My mom wants me to keep my PS4 in the living room so I won’t be in my room as much. Meanwhile, she likes to snore on the couch while I play with my friends, and everyone can hear her
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RichardPencil 32
You're not using the earplugs right. Take about 50 of them and jam them into her mouth. That ought to muffle the sound.
lifeis4me 20
I felt this. My mom wants me to keep my PS4 in the living room so I won’t be in my room as much. Meanwhile, she likes to snore on the couch while I play with my friends, and everyone can hear her