Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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desicions888 0
damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay
sourgirl101 29
Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:
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Comments (73)
desicions888 0
damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay
Privations_fml 3
LOL she should. Who knows how that will turn out.
DjeePee 25
Pff, why lies? The truth is already very painful. Tell his new girlfriend that he's questioning his sexuality.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Who said he was hiding it? And op, your ex has moved on; you should too. Who cares if he's found love with a walrus, the point is you two are no longer together!
ImaginaryFoe 1
That'd be about the same as telling his new gf she's a bitter ex. It's none of OP's business what his sexuality is or isn't. Leave the new gf alone and accept that, whatever the reason, the relationship is over.
MrBond007_fml 6
gay is just a term created by guys to get rid of girls they don't want
derpherp 0
Well, all these comments are kinda, dumb. Girlfriend can be used to specify one of the gay males in the relationship. Not just heterosexuality
newjerseyguy 0
tell you used a strap-on on him everytime you had sex
ImaginaryFoe 1
I admit I don't know every gay male in existence but none of the many that I do know refer to their SOs as "girlfriend". Besides, he described the gf to the OP and I doubt she would've posted the FML if he was dating a male as she'd anticipated he would.
j_agony 0
agreed. obviously she was doing something wrong if he had to question his sexuality with her... but found someone else he thinks is amazing enough to straighten up his questioning...
ajruok 8
Well guys, I ********** to Rattata pictures nightly. That is all.
DocBastard 40
Let this be a lesson to you. Maybe someday you'll learn that masturbating will make you go blind and give you hairy palms and make you look like a complete idiot on FML.
KingDingALing 9
Do you ********** to Precious pictures also? Sounds like you do, you sick ****.
dudeitsdanny 10
I only ********** to Joey's rattata. I like quality ones, and he's in the top percentage of rattatas.
DudeImBetter 0
I ********** to ratatat music all the time, especially their music video cherry.
ceepevoy 0
haha, precious in other words, the black pilsbury dough girl.
PenguinToucher 0
Rattata... As in the Pokémon?
SUEHIM 0
shit I thought I was the only 1
stevenmx86 8
What did you expect? He said questioning not definitely switching and you basically asked about his current partner..
Zmeilerr 22
Because we REALLY wanted to know that...
TheDrop 0
seriously. some people post some really bad and boring fmls. that was probably OPs probably, she was boring and a bad girlfriend
SchiTzenGiglez 0
out of all the fmls that suck monkey nuts, u bitch about this one?
teentee401 37
If you don't want to read stories about people lives you are on the wrong app/website.
Zmeilerr 22
Because we REALLY wanted to know that...
Zmeilerr 22
Because we REALLY wanted to know that...
sourgirl101 29
Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:
SchiTzenGiglez 0
word
Djosef_fml 0
Bird.
Lisa89 3
His reason for breaking up with you is perfectly legitimate and just because he is questioning his sexuality doesn't mean he's never allowed to date a girl ever. I put FYL, because it must really feel sucky, but he didn't really do anything that wrong.
kennakatherine 0
This.
ShadyFTW1 0
You made him question his sexuality OP? You must either be very unpleasant, or ugly as hell.
t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1
Clearly his new girlfriend was enough to make him change his mind.
dontfeedthetroll_fml 2
he probobly lied about his new gf to make u jelaous op...
dezinspaaace 0
why would he make her jealous if he said he was questioning his sexuality? he broke up with her i'm assuming.