Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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Doortje 30
Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?
thefallenoo 0
this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything
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Comments (127)
angel55033 12
you hear the sound of dying monkeys frequent to compare??? lol
southerngalslove 15
She's having fun!! ;)
nashspinaice 0
Maybe she was playing with herself?
JimmySlax 0
oo-oo-ah-ah.
musicetcie_fml 0
Ahah funny =) Maybe you're lucky she doesn't scream like a weirder animal like... I dunno, like a hippopotamus for example.... If you're looking for me (I know you're not anyway^^), I'm already gone ----->[] [btw, I like how the french version of FML says "sex" when it's "intimacy" here... :P]
BikeAllDay818 6
damn fyl ahaha
Chelsea_renee 0
Damn that would suck so fuckn bad! Thank god it's never happened to me b4. Lol.
CasperSnacks 0
how do you know what a dying monkey sounds like?
Hannah_Huckaby17 3
Hahaha woooooooooooooow.... This comment just made my day (:
meowmeowwkitty 0
GROSS