Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
Proudmary 2
Or she's a teenager that just discovered her liking for girls. Most girls go through a denial period before they admit to themselves that they're gay.
sharpe15 0
that goes with "she never was straight"
JustALesbian 16
She could've just realized, dumbass
emer_helena 0
That's a pretty effed up life you got there
baileys82 0
he's just upset b/c he didn't get the toaster
xXHoNoRXx 0
damn yes on 8!
no__namer 0
hey, 60 years ago people were saying no to interracial marraige. so stfu. besides, it has nothing to do with this fml.
icehot 0
there is a huge difference between freedom from physical persecution and bondage and petty verbal discrimination toward another orientation. therefore, i think your comparison is moot
Hard_Echoes 0
@86, um no there isint. Speaking as someone who deals with both, it's tragic and morbidly offensive ppl dont think the persecution of gays is similar to the persecution of other races. While im the first to say the civil rights mvt is /= to gay rights, the struggle for acceptance and equality is very similar. being gay is obviously not a choice...if it is that would mean being straight is a choice...and when exactly do you make this choice anyway? Yeah yo don't. around of even b4 puberty your sexuality shows itself to you. you realize that girls that were icky, suddenly don't look so bad anymore; for gays they realize that they are attracted to members of the same sex.
icehot 0
of course, i see your point. i meant that even though both discriminations progressed similarly, and both can have a detrimental effect on someone, enslaved people were shipped across oceans in infected and overcrowded boats. Many of them died. The persecution toward homosexuality primarily affects the mind unless people take it too far like in schools or whatever. Something of a "sticks and stones" deal for me
lm_wfc 0
hit your sister.
popoman 0
Hit on your sister.
Daylatefriend 0
ouchtown bro - population you
Colby_Colbert 0
even if its ur sis **** it, 3 way
ilovetaylor 0
If shes lesbian she doesnt want dick. Sorry. That only happens in pornos and if shes a ****.
kookie123 0
why would ur sis even say yes....
jahwn 12
What do you mean decided to become a lesbian, it's not a choice did she say this or did you imply it?
Maroonblood 0
It's a choice
eli_guerra 0
Lol you are retarded. Being gay is not a choice. It is not like I could just TURN (randomly) gay. And even if I could, I never would! You made it seem as if out of nowhere she becomes gay. Now that is off my chest....... Your own sister? That is messed up and traiterous. Lmao though (no offense!!!!).