Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, after being kicked out of my racist family, my boyfriend and I moved across the country to rent an apartment with my sister. My mother hates us so much she offered to buy my sister a new car to not take us in. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Time for you two to team up, grind, and succeed to your homophobic parents dismay.
RichardPencil 32
At least now you can go get some McDonald's
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
At least now you can go get some McDonald's
Marcella1016 32
Lmao wow nice throwback reference 😂😂
cuz803 46
Time for you two to team up, grind, and succeed to your homophobic parents dismay.
anomynous 11
Massive props to you for supporting her, and I'm sorry to hear what's happened to you two :( may you find a safe place to live very soon!
Chazzster 32
You deserve praise for supporting your sister in the face of your parents’ homophobic behavior. I am very sorry your parents are such prejudiced idiots that they think they can force their children’s private lives into the mold of their choice and not what represents the human beings their children are. I sincerely hope you and your sister are able to find other living arrangements.
Hangryko 32
Look into having your parents charged with a hate crime and illegal eviction. If you're both minors, add on failing to provide the necessities of life and apply for emancipation.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm sorry this happened to you, but good for supporting your sister.