Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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Comments (199)
fenrisulfr 0
She "wants to"? Would be funny if it weren't for the whole "breaking up and dating the ex's sister" stuff
irrelevantxx 0
Oooooooooh.......
StfuHomophoes 0
wow thats really lame. yea in this case its a choice. shes one of those stupid bicurious shizznits. i hate bicurious people. i think its stupid. either your straight or your not. theres no "curious" in that whatsoever. now me, im a lesbian so dont be thinkin that im all against gays
theintrollama 0
Not everybody is lucky enough to know from an early age that we're different. A lot of us do wind up going through a phase where we have to question who we are. That said, it does seem to be a fad for kids to go through a "bi-curious" phase just to be cool, or to explain away otherwise normal experimentation, so you're kinda right. But be nice to those who didn't figure it out as fast as you did.
xClarkGable 0
Who the hell would choose to be a lesbian? She's crazy. I hate these posts, because so many people think you're born gay. :D
sydneyy 0
You can't become a lesbian. [:
kirbyfan23 0
It's not your fault, she probably was always lesbian but wanted to try having a straight relationship. FYL for her rebounding with your sister, though... At least you can watch hot lesbian sex >:3
AdamGD 0
@ thejawsman: **** you!!! I am from the south and incest is just as nasty here as it is in the north!!! Try actually learning from something other than family guy asshole!!!
BBGood_fml 0
their is a FML just like this
VA_longboarder 0
so is it just me or is the concept of a threesome with your sister just a little sick or maybe even a lot. and to the person who said " watch them have hot lesbian sex" really thats just as bad watching your sister get it on. but dude thats does suck
resem9 0
Ouch, sorry bro. I've been there myself and it is not easy to deal with