Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
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Top comments
Paynegwynn 0
Hopefully he was just joking.
messeduplife 0
I hope that was a joke, and even if it was it was a bad joke. Surprise!!!! Happy Birthday!
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Comments (35)
Paynegwynn 0
Hopefully he was just joking.
p1ssface 0
quit moaning and suck my dick.
EyeBTrollin 1
YDi for being from Wyoming, bitch!
sayerbear3 0
aw iim so sorry that is so rude well happy bday!
carriealana 0
Hmm I agree with #1. Sounds like a joke to me.
messeduplife 0
I hope that was a joke, and even if it was it was a bad joke. Surprise!!!! Happy Birthday!
Amanda_Ruth 0
That bites. Some people on this site have terrible friends, apparently. Well, happy birthday!! Hope it improved after that!
McZeal 0
#6...who cares if it's fake? as long as it's funny, don't worry about it
dellie182 0
how do these stupid stories make it on here
darkbrownmascara 0
She was just joking.
redhead10 0
dude #6 calm the hell down.
kagome_eb 0
today is my birthday too. I am alone. so have fun with your friends, even if its not your party.