Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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JakobKain 0
How do you just magically raise your testosterone? I've never heard of anyone CHOOSING to actually "become" a lesbian.. usually girls trying to get attention or fit in.
thisismenotyou05 1
I know for a fact that people don't just up and choose to be gay/lesbian. I live in Alabama and grew up with my parents and older brother and pretty much my whole family going to the Church of Christ about everytime the doors were open. I was raised to trust in God and the plan he had for my life and I was also raised to think that homosexuality is wrong and that it was a choice... But that's not right. I love my family and I would never choose to purposefully hurt or disappoint them but I had to be true to myself and stop lying to everyone including me. I came out a few years ago when I was 20 almost 21. And the speeches I got about God and how I was hurting my whole family with my "choice"... I will never get over what that felt like. If I could choose... why would I choose to hurt my family... But it came down to them having to deal with or me be unhappy and alone for the rest of my life. I chose dealing with it and now my parents havent really come around totally but they do ok... better than I expect sometimes and I'm in love with the most wonderful, beautiful woman I have ever met and plan to spend the rest of my life being happy with her and raising a family. So I'm just saying... for me... it was most definitely not a choice except where I chose to be myself and be happy and proud of who I am and how God made me.
Sorrytohearthat 0
Dude, People don't just decide to become lesbian. If they choose, then they're either bi or just straight up fake. If people could choose their sexual orientation then I'd probably have a chance with the girl I've been in love with for god knows how long.
Dannerz 0
dude my sister did the same to me only i took her to my room went to get a few beers cam back and my date was eating out my sister
loveyahun 0
What? So you have a problem with lesbians now?! That's ****** up. Be happy that she and your sister are happy. GAY PRIDE!
jessemejia19 0
holly ****
lilemo 0
I did the same thing to my last boyfriend. I was 12-13 durring our 1.5 year relationship an I left him for his 17 year old sister, that lasted 5 months till she left for University of Florida. now I am proud to say I'm a lesbian.
savagegnaw 0
you can't 'become a lesbian'
gunner83 1
you should kill yourself!
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Lmao you would think he would like the fact that she likes girls.