Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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Comments (199)
mrtoesnthings 0
hahah "she wanted to become lesbain" hahah you got to be kiddin me!!! good thing she dumbed your dumb ass... who would decide to be gay/lesbain.. its life!!! you dont decide... you are or you arnt!!! yeah and be she with you sister to rub it in your face... hahah yeah right... how about look some shit up... dont be so air headed and relize!!!! stupid ****!!
icehot 0
the way you typed that looked like song lyrics..sorry
Hich17 0
Epic fail.
vengeancegirl 0
oh dude that sucks! I would totally get revenge on my sister!
ChasinParkedCars 0
This is some straight up Mormon shit!
deliapearl 0
so she slept with you and your sis? who's next, your mom?
justanotherhuman 21
gross generalization- but in the context of this FML: lol
DSuarez94 0
wow...what an image isn't there like a sibling rule that says your sister can't date your ex but if your sister is hot and your into that it could be a great night for you ;) but still fyl
bexox 0
Ummm... regardless of what his sister looks like, I really hope he doesn't think of her as hot. It's one thing to say you have an attractive family member. It's another to be attracted to them!
jewelzgalore 0
I can imagine you saying this. In my mind you're gritting your teeth.
MIKENYC 0
I'm not sure if I believe it. but ask if u can watch
jazz419 0
it really must suck to be you. you shold get mad at your sister. i wonder if you knew she was a lesbian.
bipolaradhdfml 0
Well. Welcome to the most awkward night of your life. Enjoy.
no__namer 0
many points here... 1- you can't become gay. you either get enough hormones in the womb, or you don't. science totally goes against the theory that it's a choice. if it wasn't, who in their right mind would want to be gay? if i had a choice, i'd be straight cuz i hate the critisim from douchebags that think "homosexuals are the devil!" but i don't, so i gave up fighting what my brain and heart have been telling me since elementry school. 2- your girlfriend might be following the whole "katy perry i kissed a girl" bullshit that makes half the teenaged straight girls my age make out with eachother cuz their BOYFRIENDS think it's hot. that's not gay. bi-curious at most. on the other hand, your girlfriend might be bi, or bi-curious. 3-and that's totally not cool of your sister, dating your ex like that. thats my rant for the night. by the way, gay christians do exist. we just live with the fact that we're breaking one of God's incy weensy rules. lying and cheating are worse things to worry about than love. peace.
lottofee 0
you said it all. thank you for that comment.
lmmmr 0
Good comment. Katy Perry really is one of the worst things to happen to the world, in so many ways.