Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you to go to all that trouble for your sister. You must love her very much. Now shut the **** up and return the goddamn thing.
russian153 4
well at least u get another iPod for urself
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russian153 4
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ell_oh_ell 0
awe ur such a good brother, I wish my brothers were that nice!
flotar 0
Nope, SHE's a great sister ;)
David_Strange 4
wow, that really sucks, I almost feel sorry for you, now go cry a river.
chloec16 0
nice and sincere there buddy.
syddyb 0
You're really nice to your older sister, haha.
KiwiLime 0
Wow..way to be sympathetic, #2. I think it's really sweet how you worked so hard to make sure your sister got the iPod. :)
ikeoni 0
2 is a bitch
hannahtaskey 9
That wasn't even funny, that actually does suck. haha
reneetlovesyou 30
Doc basically did the same thing and no one is calling him a dick lol
russian153 4
well at least u get another iPod for urself
77taylah33 0
I can see you took your dp on the 13 th of October at 9:28. ha lol
KingDingALing 9
It's really not that funny...
icecreamdriveby 5
If they think there is a mix up, then you're most likely going to get a refund.. there's no fml in that.
rachilio 26
Seriously.
aenemadreamer 0
so go return one and quit yer bitchin'
BenignSociopath 10
Amen. This is an unworthy fml.
GoatNuts 0
exactly what I was thinking.
Every1luvsfmls 6
I guess the point is she had to stress and rush for nothing.
77taylah33 0
woow that sucks at least you get a free iPod=) that's a win!
moses92 0
hows that free , dumbass ?
77taylah33 0
not free but got one without expecting to get one sorry I'm tired...........
SadinSherman 16
At least your sister will be happy
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you to go to all that trouble for your sister. You must love her very much. Now shut the **** up and return the goddamn thing.
Draminicaus 0
Lmfao. Doc, your comments are ******* awesome.
agamid 1
you're an awesome sibling!
SARSvirus79 0
Scratch that last. I only just noticed the gender. My bad. But still a cool sibling.
maccamcrbja 5
what a nice sister you are :)
canadian_ftw 8
why don't you keep the extra for yourself or regift it to someone else?