Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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Comments (199)
amy_shmamy 0
that's awkward
blue_biird 0
lol. thats just like someone i know :O
Squirrellord911 0
damn, if it wasn't ur sis u could watch or even do a threesome
star2559 0
i feel like this is fake.
izangela 0
um wow
Bobby666_fml 0
wow ... that is ******
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
Haha! Lesbians for the win! Don't you know that lesbian sex is prefered to straight sex? Just sneak into their room one night, record it all, and BOOM! You're good for life! When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
SecsNoises 6
Rofl your username sums up your comment quite nicely :)
FSummerSchool 0
WOW haha! That is HILARIOUS1! lol. poor you.
C0UG3R 0
Double Whammy
forgetme_not 0
i know how you feel. this sort of thing happened to me about a month ago. it hurts so bad. and it can be embarassing.