Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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redmnky21 8
did u not notice your wife/gf not being pregnant and not giving birth?
aknight14 0
jerry!
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
For everyone asking how it works, his wife and brother had sex and the baby is his brother's and so it is his nephew.
maddy1028 0
oh my ******* god! kill them both!
tuscanS 0
how the **** does that work?????did u adopt??
runewalsh 0
well for people who havent caught on yet.... he found out his wife cheated on him with his brother and his brother is the father of what he thought was his kid
JnJNick 0
@8 & 11: seriously? You couldn't figure out that his brother tapped his wife/gf? Kids these days.
JohnWebb 2
Your not Ryan Giggs brother are you?
Trippyacid777 0
That is so mean D:
KataraTheBender 0
Ahhh, I accidentally it you deserved it' and now i feel bad. That really does suck.