Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML
Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
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Aaraeus 4
Catastrophic.
floiedy 0
You're an ass.
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Comments (259)
Aaraeus 4
Catastrophic.
at1325 0
first and witty. win. congratulations.
MrSassypants 34
6 nice way to thread jack and get buried. I'm doing the same thing... Tee hee. 8)
urdirtyolduncle 15
OP got pussyed out.
Iamnotmyself 17
Thats one pussy that doesn't "Make a sandwich." Well even if the cat can make a sandwich it would be made out of your tears and blood. YDI
eminemchick 19
since WHEN is it a good idea to jump in a pool with a cat?! xD
Iamnotmyself 17
Since when is it a good idea to get your pet sponge addicted to weed?
YacL 15
64- Since humanity ran out of other stupid things to do.
Iamnotmyself 17
Agreed with YacL
turtlemansam 6
What's the humor in jumping in a pool with a cat?
eminemchick 19
65, lollXD
worldcupcheer17 0
I had to learn the hard way to that a declawed cat with scratch you up if you carry it outside
ThanksKarma 0
You completely deserved that. I hope you got no pain meds.
Jonscarl 0
that's just dumb. your such a dumb ass
ohrlynao 0
What? I thought jumping in water with a cat was a GOOD idea! You've gotta be kitten me!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
that's one pussy that doesn't like to get wet :p
boyguydudemalema 0
you should've thrown the cat, not jump with it . . .
smellymellyy 7
194- PoT = amazzzzing
JesusFishTaco 5
Every time I see your picture I laugh.
JesusFishTaco 5
That was for 64.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
ikr lol I
Monii_Harlz 11
WTF ?!?! that is animal cruelty YDI since when have cats liked water.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I believe cats started to hate water back in Egyptian times bc there was never no water around bc they were on a desert...
tiffmg 4
YDI. Jokes on you.
Laughing_Cow 0
is the cat okay?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Natural selection really needs to get better at assassinating morons.
kruzito 0
i thought it was funny.
imthatguythatdid 0
Dear OP When the day cats take over the world, how would you like it when they jump in a pool with you? and your not prepared for that shit? You'd be freaking the **** out too!!
Kayzee01 8
somehow, saying op deserved it just doesn't cut it.
floiedy 0
You're an ass.
bhangu023 0
sorry Justin bieber
roobin302 0
lmao he does look like jb
beastwill64 16
why did you do that. everyone knows cats hate water.
NinjaWithSwag 0
he didn't seem to :/
blacksswan 10
The last thing you want to do is to jump into a pool with your cat. P.S Not all cats hate water. Mine loves it, but OP here deserves it.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
the pic goes great with ur post lol
blacksswan 10
Thank you, made it for a role play character.
mynameistom 0
I don't think he was talking to you... haha awk sauce
Cybss 0
not this guy
blacksswan 10
why don't you tell me who he was talking to smart one.
Bloodyskull 13
#258 he never specified, don't assume.
unvmesucka 0
Ydi for not knowing pussy hates water.
FarSide 23
You prefer your pussy dry??
avatar0810 15
5 ur a strange one wantin ur pussy dry.
unvmesucka 0
I didn't say "dry" so re-read the response again yif's. I said water.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Ay bro. Pussy jokes and shit puns are overused as ****. Try being a little more original next time. Aight? Good. Love Always, Epilepsy
iAmScrubs 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It was a stupid idea to jump a pool in the first place, but you've officially won an idiot award for bringing in the cat. How about you fill the pool with acid next time. That would be an even smarter idea.
mattman154 0
wait, why is it a stupid idea to just jump in a pool?
iAmScrubs 19
Oh no! I read the FML wrong! I never thought this would happen to me. Pretend that comment isn't here like platform 9 3/4.
MrSassypants 34
27 it's okay. It happens to the best of us. It happens to me all the time even though I am not one of the best. I know what you meant though. If OP actaully tried to JUMP OVER THE POOL then your comment would be funny like it usually is. But since he didn't, I am sorry.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Lml I'm in love with this scrubs dude!
sourgirl101 29
I enjoy his comments too. Even when he miss reads them. (:
womanjesus 0
Scrubs you made up for your mistake with the reference to Harry potter.
blackberry90210 0
no you read the fml correctly, its just your comment lacked any humour. try not to over think your comment next time. learn from your mistakes
Dasuss 11
I agree with 109. His comment sounds about right. I just think he forgot "jump in a pool." Althought I don't know why it would be stupid. Maybe it rainy outside? lol
iAmScrubs 19
109- i read the FML wrong. OP jumped in the pool and I thought they jumped over over it. Please don't tell me how I should comment as well.
chrisdrewislife3 0
haha, you have no sense of humor bro. he's ******* hilarious.
Dasuss 11
But he just did.
Discombobulated9 12
#109 The irony. Just...too much irony.
YacL 15
109- Don't tell people how to comment to suit your sense of humour. Different people laugh at different things, and I for one find Scrubs's comments enjoyable.
Sgrocks 5
scrubs is actually really funny and it's rly screwed up to tell sum1 they need improvement when they don't. a true artist knows when to stop painting when it's perfect. and scrubs stopped painting.
Big_Boss026 0
Perfect.
kellysmith69 1
I guess the cat got the last laugh
iAmScrubs 19
I've never heard a cat laugh. I imagine it would be a cross between Darth Vador, Pikachu and Chuck Norris.
newzealand 28
^ are you jesus ??
womanjesus 0
Yes. ^
Feklfekl2222 32
Or pika-cat? (see picture)
Lisa89 3
IDIOT. Why be so mean to your cat as well. HUGE YDI.
eminemchick 19
why did I read this in Dwight's voice?(The Office) xD
agummere796 0
it's not an FML it's a IADFJIMPWMC! "I'm a dumbass for jumping in my pool with my cat"!!!!
UnfOrg1ven 1
at least the cat didn't had an accident on your face
Hidan_fml 0
Why? When a cat pees on your face, you get high! I'd rather get high then go to the hospital with severe cuts on my face and throat.
rebekahah 7
lol, cheesing :D
womanjesus 0
didn't have*
alex6946 10
umm, i'd rather have some crap or pee on my face than some serious cuts, at least you can clean the shit off..scars can be forever! but OP YDI!