Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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FairyTales_fml 6
damn... well it's not the kids fault. a dad is not who makes.. it's who raises. the bitch needs to be slapped.
sesamehood 0
then weres your son
dhdhj 0
at first i was like how the **** is that possible then i realized that you're a guy.
goober29 0
can u say maury?
Consequences 0
Well I hope you divorce that **** once she's out of the hospital v
Jazzalyn 10
I'm going for the whole wife-slept-with-her-brother-in-law thing. Some people do consider that incest, but since they aren't actually related by blood, it's not like *real* incest, per se. I would lol if OP suddenly found out if his wife was his long lost sister and didn't know. That would be really awkward...
amazingjane 0
dayum!!!
BPuceta 0
Did you adopt the kid?? I'm confused..
deniser 1
WTF?!
IIIXIII 0
clearly it's his twin brothers kid...so who cares! maybe they shouldn't have swapped gf's in college all the time, and things like this wouldn't happen...damn twins!