Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
iloveadam18 0
that's horrible I'm sorry
wilstadude 1
you had sex with your brother how would you not kno he's only lived with your family since he was born
al2halski 0
that's shitty
sneezles 0
wait... you didn't realize he wasn't your son when you didn't give birth to him?
Just_Peed 0
As far as common names and biology go, I'm pretty sure Ben's don't give birth.
bilboatthehpac 0
I'm guessing since the poster is male, his wife slept with his brother thus making his son his nephew.
notthebestt 0
What...? Shouldn't you have already known?
newjerseyguy 0
sounds like incest. someone took the joke " if you can't keep it in the pants keep it the family " seriously
Just_Peed 0
Not incest, adultery. Idiot.
sarjenben94 0
your brothers the father.. mad awk.
hurleycat 6
that's gonna be awkward at the next family reunion...
TheMonica 0
Wow, that sucks OP. You basically lost two ( presumably) important people in your life at once. I also feel bad for the kid. He's going to have some issues when he grows up - if he ever finds out. Although I personalky believe he should be told who his actual sperm donor is. Also, did anyone else fear for the future of humanity/feel really smart after they realized the shear number of people who didn't understand this relatively simple FML?
Just_Peed 0
okaay dood..I'm not scarred for life or anything. I figure if my biological father didn't care to keep me my "home father" must love me more..but true idk how THIS kid took the information..
iwadasn 33
*sheer, not shear. Oh, the irony.
iamtwiggyme 0
I really think I lost brain cells reading the comments to this one. Honestly, my 5 year old niece could understand this.
aardvarkish 17
"niece"?