Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
MIA
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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mama2b3 20
that sucks fatty balls :(
0mgLifeSucks 0
how could u just find that out i think u would know if u were pregnet and acrually given birth
lonely_heart_89 6
Thank you, IsBitchBette, for posting that comment. I completely agree. OP, you are the child's daddy, regardless of the fact that he's biologically your brother's kid. You've been there for all the cuts, scrapes, and tears. You've been the one to put a roof over his head, and you're the one who read him the bedtime stories. Your brother's a sperm donor, that's it.
MrleClochard 4
Wait.. Wut?
karkar16 0
wtf? that's messed up..
ChiliMac 0
I see she kept it in the family lol. FYL for the awkward family functions you'll have!
TheBatmayne 0
His brother knocked up his girl. Fuckwits.
candys123 0
dump her and let her and your bro have a miserable life together!
racheljessie 17
Go on the Maury Show! It's at least a little classier than Jerry Springer! And you could get a DNA test.
justbigbs 6
Sue for child support and after child support, get a divorce win, win?