Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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KnFML 5
ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."
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Comments (102)
that_guy_08 0
bwahahahaha lol
sarahmarieee 0
I'd almost call that sexual assault. And disgusting.
ITSALLDAVESFAULT 0
Your dude should be thankful you put your mouth on it....and that's the thanks you get??? You shoulda known, since he joined that group?? That's crap!
adamsk1 0
agreed!!
ragsy 7
Could you be a bitter girlfriend who won't swallow?
greenlime_fml 3
You know how they always say 'tastes like chicken'? Well it doesn't taste like chicken.....
The__Redneck 7
One word, lady.... Teeth.
geoLa16 0
ow
asenchak84 0
ok id smack the shit outta the ****** if he squirted his nasty in my eye, but swallowings not so bad lol...just saying!
Squander 3
YDI for not Swallowing. Spitters are Quitters.
juniorsgay 0
big papi I think your right! I'm a girl and I like to swallow...but I guess that's just me...if u get it in ur eye maybe your not going it right. if u were doing it right u would feel the vain move b for he cums.
juniorsgay 0
rude