Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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facingforeverr 0
did you say thanks too..?
owlcityinsomniac 0
not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened
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Comments (103)
musicalibrary 4
Sorry about that op. That is very attractive of him.
reyemrein 0
If you ever feel sad, just remember that you were the fastest out of a million semen. And SECOND!
musicalibrary 4
Sperm seems like a more appropriate word choice.
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Number 11098.201 !!!! XD 8B <- tities
amazinggbaby 2
Maybe she was kidding? Girls at my school kid like that all the time.
ImaginaryFoe 1
musicalibrary, what? OP, on the extremely off chance she was joking, did you ask him about it? You should like it anyway and change your status to "in a relationship" with him just to get things started.
maxxattack 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP have you ever heard of people who make jokes? Or do you just prefer being a paranoid bitch?
strandedinalimo 0
I think you need to beat that ho.
musicalibrary 4
@22 It was a response to a comment was deleted. I know my comment is very awkward currently.
psyco5000 0
well now u know, and knowing is half the battle!! lolz
justmel_fml 0
I second 18
woofis 0
ever heard of a joke?
CooLbEAnS1096 0
luv g.i. joe!
Horney4her69 0
I reply like that to my friends statuses... probably just a joke.
samantha_durano 6
woww, **** that. I hate cheaters.
jasonsaied 1
sometimes it mentions 2 people joinin the same group together. she probly commented on er boyfriends post, not his
aprilmcelwee 0
maybe she was commented about someone else
jason2468 0
well dumbfuck chances are it's a joke op
jason2468 0
this isn't even an fml get a life op
rachel7482 0
how do u know she wuz talking to ur bf?
loski87 4
107 I'm pretty sure she saw on his wall that he joined the group
LemonMan 0
Wtf are you smoking?
conrewjr 0
sad
ButterflyBaby 0
OP has EVERY right to be freaked. ur just an undersensitive bitch who has no one special in their life. kaythankssbyeee. :) OP, talk to ur bf about it. and also talk to the girl. I wish you luck! I'm sorry babe.
ButterflyBaby 0
that was @36 maxxattack
skillz3333 4
in soviet russia, groups join you!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
All the guys saying "OMG ITZ A JOKE!!1" would say the girl was a dirty **** if the situation was switched around with the OP being a guy with a girlfriend who was possibly cheating. #36 and #49 are good examples of angry fat teenage guys venting their repressed anger towards females on the internet.
alphaspade 0
ok I think she's has a right to be worried and you don't have to ba a bitch
shikari 0
well fherlife, because she was willing to comment, you were just going to like, so she is the better girlfriend :P
Noah_h 0
sooo true.. happens to me all the time for example I might put a status that says "I love youuuuu" and a random girl would reply " awe thanks"
chriswood21 0
hhahaha I agree
yurifreak8 4
dump the loser
beiberlookalike1 0
ur hot sam:)
Jbiebs82 0
attractvive? WTF she's a *****
zendaddy0 0
this ties in with another fml did u check later and he said "no not you" to her?
Colten0611 5
Wuz.
owlcityinsomniac 0
not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened
facingforeverr 0
did you say thanks too..?
JoeJonasAnnoysMe 0
Aw! What a jerk. That's still a cute FaceBook group tho.(: Maybe that girl said that just to make you mad??? Maybe she wasn't serious?? Idk. :)
mariahrawks 0
4: Yes because I bet she wanted to look like a big creeper. FYL OP.
Monikabug 9
It wouldn't have been about looking like a creeper. The girl would have done it intentionally to be a bitch, as some of us girls do tend to do to one another.
KellyIly 0
Ouch. That mus really suck. ):
MQ_was_here 0
Yeah, this kinda broke my heart since it was her man of *two* years.
wooani 0
Ughh I've been talking to this guy for weeks, and we've hooked up a couple times and hung out, and on his Facebook page I saw some girl had written, "Can't wait for our date next week
casey6492 0
you've been talking to him for a couple of weeks and you have already hooked up a few times? can i get your number?
rachexl 0
hhaha 24, you made me lol
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Well at least it's not the NINTH time it happened to you! ;P
VacuumNinja 0
Fail.
iMaGiNaTe 0
I didn't know we could post FMLs in comments.
QueenOfStars 0
go kill the sh!t out of Herr!!! don't stand for it!
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Sorry, I failed :( I meant 11th :(
PsychoMerk 0
Gut him for the pig he is o.O
sixbabydonkeys 0
@15 your name fits you