Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
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WONDERWB 2
I hate parents that say suck it up. My best friend in high school lost his kidney because he was told to suck it up. He sued his parents for neglect, won and took the out of state scholarship.
thirdbase1733 0
that's uhm kinda creepy
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Comments (74)
PsychoMerk 0
first?
PsychoMerk 0
woah o.o this is what power feels like... sorry guys, just had a burst of excitement :)
iAlwaysYDI 0
wow. . .ur life sucks :(
mattchap 0
I love the brave little toaster
isreal 0
u should have let her do it if it hurted u should have told her to stop dumd ass
MetroidSlayer01 8
Aw, poor you.
brandothemando 0
ironic,ur name is ialwaysYDI and you said ur life sucks
M4V3R1CKR13 0
That Sucks
Nailbunny 4
no protectant? that's what keeps it from damaging your skin and scalp.
seabiscuit1276 0
hahahahahaha. she's reaaaaal smart.
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
your mom sounds like a bitch.
connercollis 0
Why didn't you just leave?
elledubb 0
aww cause it was op's place...
connercollis 0
hahaha
protwtf 0
Just **** on it.
DukeSkidmark 0
I heard that is good for the skin.
elledubb 0
eeww you have heard wrong!
saranottelling 7
Your mom sounds lovely... Shave half of her hair off as she sleeps. She'll have to make the tough decision to go bald or to keep her one-sided hair. Good Luck.
lezzyluver 0
haha!
Horney4her69 0
ouch
rogerdodger777 0
that's your mom's way of saying don't perm
SuiGeneris01 2
snicker I see you're always on, ydi for not punching your mom in the face
WONDERWB 2
I hate parents that say suck it up. My best friend in high school lost his kidney because he was told to suck it up. He sued his parents for neglect, won and took the out of state scholarship.
tereshay 0
ooo I needa sue my parents too!
PsychoMerk 0
why? 0,0