Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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KnFML 5
ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."
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Comments (102)
1030love 10
why can't you just effing swallow? i mean honestly, its not difficult.
candy29 10
why dont you just swallow? youre already sucking his dick... stop complaining
brycehazen 0
haha I'm in the same group... only because i have a t-shirt that says that and it's funny
samus42 0
Hahaha! Swallow that cum, woman, it's tasty and high in protein.
ndvdual3 0
I would make a facebook group called, 'if it goes in my eye my knee goes in your groin' and take it very seriously.
FockinA 0
at a boy ! the important question is: what group are you gonna join to show him ? "i swallow and love it " ?
Erindub 0
Ok, hes got to go. Not only for being a douche and joining Facebook but for also being forceful.
airforce987 20
you just added about 5000 members to that group and started 5 identical ones. good job
volleyballer18 0
seriously, just swallow. it won't kill you unless you're allergic or something. you're just asking for a load in the face if you don't.
FadedMemory 9
Well from the sounds of it it's a no brainer and plus it's not like it tastes that bad anywayz.