Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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KnFML 5
ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."
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Comments (102)
purplemnm 9
what does it feel like? can you feel them move around? can I play with your **** puppet? 0_o
fyrestarter00 0
That's kinda weird bro
KurouTenshi 0
#27 are you asking what it's like to have a mouthful of cum? O_o cause if you are, it's nothing fancy. a little bitter, sometimes harsh going down... but it's a good sign that you can stop sucking, and swallowing just helps keep it clean and not so messy. p.s., I want a shirt that says what the facebook group is called <3
lolroflmao 0
umm...u want to know this why?
ZombieBunnies 0
Give me the experience Tenshi and I'll make you one helluva t-shirt
KurouTenshi 0
#106 PM me ;)
purplemnm 9
hahaha! I meant in the eye
skittlestrailmix 14
Well I mean does it feel good getting anything in your eye? Lol this is no exception.
TheSexynator 0
since u both hav swords u shall challenge him to a duel! may the best man emerge victorious.
greenlime_fml 3
Uh..apparently you haven't noticed but the OP posted that she's 100% woman.
TheSexynator 0
since u both hav swords u shall challenge him to a duel!! may the strongest emerge victorious
bigpapi210 0
:P on kit kat
ringmybell_fml 0
fml? jesus, THAT'S HOT!
TurtleHabitat 0
i'd ring you're bell
fyrestarter00 0
Totally deserved it, that group should be law
iamchuck 0
Maybe your bf will let you pitch one day, and then you can return the favor.
Imag1naryGirl 0
the only way to make a guy feel wanted is by swallowing. quit being a wuss
Rota 0
Why did you swallow it? I would have given you a facial as well.
suzannasaurusrex 0
honestly, YDI for not swallowing.
caybree 0
Stop trying to look cool