Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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C8H18 33
You kinda asked for that one....
srhearrell 21
Lets be honest. Guys do this kind of stuff because we think it's funny. I would either learn to laugh at it, or just accept that there are some aspects of his life that should be private.
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Comments (38)
MaxiP 9
Time to impress them with a picture of yours!
srhearrell 21
Lets be honest. Guys do this kind of stuff because we think it's funny. I would either learn to laugh at it, or just accept that there are some aspects of his life that should be private.
floup_fml 13
this is a thing boys do. totally normal...
annoyedperson 25
That isn't normal it's disgusting
GokuSS400 18
There are like a million different things that guys do that most women consider gross or disgusting…
C8H18 33
You kinda asked for that one....
shuttfup 17
dump him. that's not normal
Sandsh8rk 36
What, taking a crap isn't normal?
shuttfup 17
taking pictures of it isn't
SpyroMello 29
My girl friend showed me a picture of her shit before and whenever she ***** she calls her boyfriend over to look at it haha pretty normal for people to be open nowadays even when it comes to ********
laden_swallow09 35
Ahahahahaha! No, it isn't normal.
Arot6 17
It's not normal, but it certainly doesn't warrant a breakup.
shuttfup 17
I still don't like to fart around my boyfriend and we've been together for 4 years. guess everyone's different. honestly I was kinda trolling with my first comment but taking pictures of your dumps seems pretty weird to me.
kfchicken 31
its wierd, but really who isn't a little wierd with thier best friends?
burgermike92 17
This sorta sounds like the concept for a very obscure game show.
awspinks77 7
I'm sorry, I'm 21, male, and don't, nor have I ever thought sending people pictures of my shit was funny. Maybe I'm an outlier because of where and how I grew up, who knows, but that seems ****** disgusting.
lurker_no_more 13
No, I don't think you're an outlier.. or maybe I am one as well. normally you grow out of the poop and pee phase at a very young age.. this is just bloody strange.
Lazy34 7
#14 I certainly hope it's not bloody
Axel5238 29
You aren't the only one. I know everyone finds stupid stuff funny on occasion, but this seems more like he just didn't get past bodily functions are hilarious stage. Strikes me as more gross than anything.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I don't know what's worse, the fact that there's over a years worth of pictures in that shit-fest or the fact that you actually went through them all.
Mathalamus 25
Sometimes, not being included is a mercy, as you found out.