Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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KnFML 5
ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."
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Comments (102)
krae16 0
my boyfriend tells me that but as a joke(:
mounceketeer 0
hahaha oooh that's great! but FYL
izaknvire11_fml 0
LEAVE HIS ASS!
Jimbo2000 0
I am glad that my girl swallows. Never had one that didn't. just take the load and spit it somewhere. make him think that you swallowed it.
tcbailey 0
wow #40 please tell me your joking?!?!?!? If not then your a complete dumbass for believing it!
tcbailey 0
you could always superglue his piss hole shut :)) see if he does that shit again bahaha
greenlime_fml 3
How would you know if they are *****? You haven't ever met them! You know what they say, "never assume, it makes an ass out of you and me"
terlolnator 0
op is a ****** lol
matt_1337_c 0
No, its actually a woman. And even if, the correct term is gay, not a bundle of sticks. Dumbass.
brt3420 13
haha **** I am joining that group!
Compass 0
Take it in the mouth and spit it out. How is he going to shoot it in your eye if he already finished?