Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
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Top comments
thoughtcriminal7 3
Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.
MrBoredGuy 1
don't ever get a vibrator...
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Comments (396)
Randomjulz 0
This one made me laugh out loud in a quiet break room...lol
gabirolon 1
lmao... woaw can u say red flag??!? lol
parxxx 0
"red flag"
a_nutritionist 10
i can say red flag, can you say "pointless drivel"?
Stupend0us 7
It's because he really wants to stick his penis in your ******.
SirObvious 1
maybe you should stop cheating on your BF with a pillow!! f his life
Playful1985 9
1 in 3 people have a mental disorder. Run for the hills, it might seem cute at first but his behavior towards the object seems to be getting obsessively more violent each time.
ReynshineCutting 10
So 33% of people don't deserve relationships then? If you care about someone (and presumably you do if you're in a relationship with them) you don't up and leave if they have a mental disorder without trying to help them with it first, unless they're already hurting you. Not to mention not all people who show violent tendencies will start hitting their significant other.
parxxx 0
Wow your bf acts like he is 2 years old. Try dating someone more mature.
tlc2323 0
that's kinda messed up! :S
spp87 0
i bet your ex got you the stuff animal, right?
SoSolidSingh 2
while your having sex..scream out "ohhh stuffed toy" just to piss him off
dgsw 0
just tell him it's just holding his place till he can sleep their