LadyGagasLOVER
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
BrokenAndHurt
Gilmanton, United States
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Anonymous
Waverly, United States
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Ohnowhy
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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EBrennan 0
dating his sister perhaps?
beethovensfifth 0
64, I happen to live in Arkansas, and in fact there are major corporations here. Arkansas is North America's #1 rice producer and has many growing metropolitan areas. The difference between the South and other areas is that down here we just have a mutual respect for eachother. p.s.- nice display picture. I'm guessing your car payment is the reason you are not spending your funds elsewhere, such as college.
tonymih 0
Why does everyone think that Southern people sleep with their sisters or cousins. you guys are idiots. most of the people who do do that, are from somewhere else. no one from Jerusalem springer has ever been from Arkansas we respect eachother and it's sad to see dumbasses like yourselves saying shit like that. Don't be haters bc we southerns aren't fake and WAY better than you!
bryson9 0
well then it seems like you got a situation on your hands.
adorkable_spazz 0
you're cutee
Trixies100 0
Im with tonymih, it's either that or they think we hate black people
ChocolateEclaire 0
31 and 104 You both FAIL! It's Germany, duh! XD
Carrioke 0
sounds like he did you a favor
fyourlife1990 0
is it because 2 camels can't fit in a tiny car?
fyourlife1990 0
can*
alex1432 9
there prolly related then
yaysmile 0
I live in Arkansas :) that sucks that your girlfriend and friend would do that to you.