Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
running scared
Norway
Creepypasta
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
LadyGagasLOVER
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
bigcityfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh hell no
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Top comments
red6joker 8
Cool, dump her she can go live with him. you shouldn't tolerate that kind of stuff. She will likely cheat on you.
RichardPencil 32
Well, threesomes can be fun?
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RichardPencil 32
Well, threesomes can be fun?
Plop 17
An MMF one? Sounds like a pain in the *ss....
RichardPencil 32
That's why I put the question mark. Looks like the OP is going to take it up the ass, either literally or figuratively, butt probably both.
red6joker 8
Cool, dump her she can go live with him. you shouldn't tolerate that kind of stuff. She will likely cheat on you.
Dylan Borg 12
please rephrase to "me ex-girlfriend