Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
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angus 17
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SAgirl 23
So he made it up for sympathy? Or is he trying to hide something by using is as a cover story?
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SAgirl 23
So he made it up for sympathy? Or is he trying to hide something by using is as a cover story?
angus 17
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DLBL 23
Tell us you no longer see this sociopath.