Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
konniex3 0
sucks :0
tinylilpenis 0
So ******* what go get a new bitch stop complaining
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
haha you're G/F left you for a guy going to Arkansas. yep YOU'RE g/f...
LMFAOwned 9
Dude, why did you put this on FML? What I do with your girl is MY business...
kate_mama2009 0
is she your best friends sister?
skyler_kitttyyy 0
sorrry
volleyball_babe 0
aha awhhh woww that sucks! ):
anthaz_fml 0
cute.....
legonut4 0
my because your girlfriend and best friend were together and now are moving to Arkansas
CDigital_32 0
YDI for finding out that your best friend is moving to Arkansas, and your girlfriend is going with him. HAHA BEAT YOU SCROL OR WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS
collegegirl87 0
omg I live in AR!!
callmelishaful 0
haha Arkansas FTW! :)))
PimpdaddyCJT 13
36, you have pretty eyes and face
shoopd 19
live it up AK residents. it'll be another 10 years til anyone remembers you exist again
elizzcbs13 0
so was she cheating on you?
BenD0VER 0
YDI because your best friend is moving to Arkansas, and your girlfriend is going with him.
remy3106 10
dude WTF maybe it's becuz u love LADY GAGA??? ever think about that?
Beginnings 0
Wow... erm... OP, you fail. Maybe it was your addiction to Lady Gaga?
selenagirl_fml 0
lmfao... his username....
florence2011 0
so do I! lol tell them to come visit lol.
cassiesaurus 0
ouch. that sucks, sorry kid.
BallinJ 0
ydi just becaue your name is lady gagas lover. and let them go to arkansas. nothing in that shithole state anyways.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Lol that sucks.
robertdr 0
so good riddance, now go out with that bad bith around the corner
robertdr 0
*bitch, and texas has an array of hot girls from asian to jamican, dominicon to mexican, white to halle berry black, cmon
number0 8
YDI for loving lady gaga
craphappened 4
Ydi for being lady gaga's lover. *facepalm*
livelaughlove22 0
bwahaha sucks to be you!!!
supergirl69_fml 0
ooo I'm from Texas and my sister is about to move off to Arkansas. with a guy...
averagepurson 2
it could be worse, at least you aren't going to Arkansas. you should have seen this coming when you started going out with your best friends sister and everyone in the family has 11 toes.
rawr_iliketacos 0
YDI for being ladygagasLOVER. ew.
twinny_sc 13
I live in Arkansas :D
bamditzki 0
ydi for having a gf going the same place as ur friend, no offense to girls that go the same place as their bf's friends
collegegirl87 0
# 45 no one said they lived in Alaska..
MrSassypants 34
not too bad. if my girlfriend does that I wouldn't care cuz if they do that that means she wasn't going to be a good girlfriend anyways!
korn247 5
WoW!! that sucks, OP! fyl!!
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
definitely ydi for being lady gagas lover, I'll bet it was his best friends sister n this fml isn't really as bad as like cheating ***** moves away. could be worse OP. she coulda been the cheating ***** n sent u a Porno of them lol. kinda like jarhead.
_Vamp_ 9
At 85: HAHA!!! I bet they keep their inbred cyclops son in the basement with a clown lighter.
Brittney_E 0
im from texas o.o
aFMLaddict 0
indeed FYL! how could he deserved this?
soupey_fml 0
You mean your?
nyrangers1022 6
maybe they are brother/sister and they wanna get married
calichic101 0
yah r they related or dating?
Melaniee_fml 0
op didn't explain that his best friend and girlfriend are brother and sister.
tonymih 0
**** you there is nothing wrong with Arkansas.
urlife_myent 0
Meee tooo!! (:
demoon_fml 7
Arkansas has the only diamond mine in the world that you can go in and dig for diamonds to actually keep for yourself. they have found some pretty big diamonds there too. so Arkansas is actually a really important place. people come all the way from Asia and Europe to go to the Arkansas diamond mine. so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
crzywhitebtch 0
#45 AK is Alasks AR is Arkansas
b_anhero 0
ydi. mind ur own business stalker.
YankeesSuck479 0
FYI, AK is Alaska. AR is Arkansas. Yes, you just got corrected by an Arkansan. FYL.
crashsapphire93 4
I just realized that if you remove the Ar from arkansas you spell kansas.
Rodicus 0
36 is hot :)
apefaceddog 0
... Haha, you're kidding right? Kick your best friend's ass over a girl? Look, if you're older than 7 years old, you know that close friends are hard to come by, and girls don't really stick around either the way a best buddy does. So maybe instead of dealing out an ass-kicking, he could... I dunno, talk to the guy? Or just forget about it. It's not even a big deal. This is like, not even as serious as cheating.
Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
khung835 6
how about going to vegas and have fun without that bitch?
sexybitch92 0
I live in vegas :) its not as fun as everyone thinks.. maybe I'm just bored of it haha.
loselos 0
I think Vegas is awesome but that's probably because I live in a shitty city
Jjan04 14
No, i agree. I lived in Henderson (just outside of vegas) for a couple years and its not that fun. Its hot as hell and all that great stuff. I recently moved back to Washington state and all my friends who have gone try and tell me how much more they know about the city than i do and how it really is fun. Haha
kkbanks 0
haha that's sad
Grrrr82 0
Ydi for dating your best friend's cousin.
Flameklr 0
that sucks man
Geiko_fml 0
That sucks man. Kind of sounds like what happened to me. Sorry to hear it.
cutiepie31296 0
oh man that sucks
Barrientos432 5
What's in Arkansas?
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
he's girlfreind bahaha!!!
gameace232 0
Are they brother and sister or....?
troubleinharlem 0
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Barrientos432 5
Hmm 17 brings up a good point :O
itsmywafflehouse 0
WALMART!!
jameses19 0
Bill Mother Effing Clinton, that's what's in Arkansas!
Barrientos432 5
Oh!!!!! Psh he's a badass^^
The_Fonz_fml 0
well according to OP's username apparently ladygaga is now in arkansas with OP's best friend.
Roentgen 0
rednecks
Bk2012 3
Well you can dig for diamonds near Jonesboro in Arkansas . That's probly a his friends idea is to dig her up a diamond and put it on a ring
dachayke 16
There aren't any rednecks in arkansas except for in the southern parts.
dachayke 16
Crystal ******* bridges.
sunyaph 23
fishing,hunting,lao new year
wiredream 0
sucks... are they family? :I
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
no their brother and sister.
selenagirl_fml 0
.... I will not dye my hair blonde!!!!
anorexicbarbie 8
*your *his *they're Learn proper grammar, please.
ThisGuyHasCrabs 0
haha can't you see eye'm doin it on purpose you raTARD. yea I wasn't cereal about your hair.
kaxmorg 0
Does this mean she's cheating? I'd assume so, or else I can't tell why this is an FML. If she's related to him in any way, then you're just stupid.
Cinn_fml 23
Why is the OP stupid if they're related? If they're related then his best friend and girlfriend are still moving a fair way away from him. The FML might not be because his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend but simply that he's losing both of them. It is entirely possible (especially with the way the FML is written) that there was some deception going on. But we don't know that for sure.
TheDrifter 24
If they're moving to Arkansas it might be both...
kaxmorg 0
Ah, true. I didn't think about that. Well in that case, FYL OP.