Today, my dog has very watery diarrhea. I laid down paper towels to soak it up, and went to get sanitary wipes for the rest of it. When I came back, my dog had dragged the paper towels up onto the sand coloured loveseat. Sand coloured no longer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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Top comments
ohkitty 21
the title says suddenly dogless.. you didn't get rid of the dog did you?
MissEris 27
I think you're an FML past my dear
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Comments (17)
billiejoetho 1
20 month old? So ugly. Your kid is almost 2 not 20 months old.
MissEris 27
I think you're an FML past my dear
ScratchCatPower 32
You just confused the heck out of me
ohkitty 21
the title says suddenly dogless.. you didn't get rid of the dog did you?
HappyItalian 38
I really hope he didn't or else that would be awful
gichikku 14
I hope the name is a joke about having killed it and not actually having killed or gotten rid of it for this.
LyricaSilvan 30
I understand the feeling, OP. I have four dogs myself.
RichardPencil 32
And definitely no more lovemaking on it, either (EE-ther.)
never_three 21
Nobody cares how you pronounce it, bub
Sparkieemae 14
The name on this makes me sad. Getting rid of your dog for getting sick once. :/
LyricaSilvan 30
You do realize the username is more than likely a joke, right? I highly doubt most people would be that irrational.
moondoglou420 17
It would have been common sense to leash the dog outside put them into a tiled room if they're having diarrhea. You're lucky that's all that happened.
jcash52426 5
Free love seat must be picked up ASAP!!!!!
cheshireau 26
You didn't put him outside when you went to clean?
Talis99 26
Your dog has diarrhea and you didn't think to put it outside, crate it, or something? The dog's not going to understand or be able to control itself. You kind of deserve that.
Eldslibo 20
And that's why you always put the animal in timeout before you start cleaning