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Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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ajh1800 25
Just go ahead and end the relationship right there. If he's already anticipating it ending and getting prepared for it, why bother continuing with the relationship? And if you didn't have any pictures together up to this point, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways. Sorry.
alex_jaguara 33
Now that's a shitty thing to say to one's partner even as a joke.
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Comments (4)
ajh1800 25
Just go ahead and end the relationship right there. If he's already anticipating it ending and getting prepared for it, why bother continuing with the relationship? And if you didn't have any pictures together up to this point, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways. Sorry.
alex_jaguara 33
Now that's a shitty thing to say to one's partner even as a joke.
bloopaloop 27
He’ll make a second copy to cry and ********** to for years after that.
Allsmash123 10
Not even an if, but a when? Better off to just end it right there as that’s a red flag