Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Top comments
Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
Rejectofsociety9 0
If you keep calling yourself; "LadyGagasLOVER", this probably won't be the only time it happens.
slientRequiem 0
Arkansaw... aww gotta love hilbillies... oh crap... I'm from arkansas
BrookieMonster 0
#45, you're stupid. AK isthe abbreviation for Alaska
bubblezz0504 0
I don't think she's your girlfriend anymore
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Oh Wow How Is This A Real FML ? I Have Never Heard Of That Happeninq In Real Life...Or She Can Just "Eff Off" :D And You Can Find Someone Way Better ^.^
justsayfuck 5
Congratulations, you've got me speechless.
ll_britrz_69 0
ouuu bad best friend award fer himm ):<
frances11111 0
lol # 49
SuperPopPrincess 10
That sucks but Arkansas is awesome I live there
guitar78_fml 3
Uhm that kinda sucks, but hey, at least you don't live in a lie anymore :)
energo 0
There's something that OP did that we aren't hearing. YDI for driving your girlfriend away from you.
Hughmadd 0
It makes me sick how people are selfish enough to do shit like this and the other partner gets blamed, especially seeing how you're just assuming out of thin air that he did something wrong.