Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Top comments
Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
WiseGuy79 14
They're moving to Arkansas? isn't this more of a **** their lives then? lol Be happy you're not going
girlintx 0
they may go to the same state but remember that Arkansas is the biggest state in the US. they might not live in the same city. and idk what else to say.
DogReypistPANDA 6
Arkansas is not the biggest state un the US
brandohy 0
Lol epic fail 31, and even though a state maybe big, it could have few cities due to things like deserts
anorexicbarbie 8
31 Alaska is the biggest state in the US, moron.
selenagirl_fml 0
you all fail
goatfeathers 1
you fail 31. it's OBVIOUSLY rhode island. or Canada.
HellShallFall 0
Idiot
shootintacos 0
*achievement unlocked* dumbass.
yakyak132 0
oooooh burn!
Vehicle 1
That SUCKS! but I am excited to leave for Arkansas tomorrow! But seriously! I am sorry but I wish you luck finding a new girlfriend and a new best friend.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
noah1a2b 9
so do I, actually not a bad place to live xD
ladouche182 0
hahahah its sucks!
justsayfuck 5
Classic.
530boy 0
dump her
imMuSICK 0
ur username threw me off...
remy3106 10
maybe becuz ur name is LadyGagaLOVER
selenagirl_fml 0
maybe it's becuz your name is remy3106