Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
kera_kills_heart 0
that's ok I'm in the same situation... and I'm not legally a midget or dwarf or anything I'm just hella short! lol it sucks but sometimes there's benefits.
vmg131 4
hey! so what? small girls are cute! i am 22 and I'm only five feet tall.. and I was under car seat weight until I was 15 or so..
ceddyz17 10
this one makes no sence suck it up
dantheman1988 0
but youre not 2 inches shorter so quit complaining and go live life to the fullest.
silver_85 0
....but you're not 2 inches shorter, right?
chelspm 5
But your not 2 inches shorter, if I were 1 inch shorter I would have to as well and I'm 20, but I'm not so I don't have to. No big deal.
Sethryn1392 0
Whoah! Me too! Lol.
funkysam123 0
Surely that's a good thing and not an FML.
kierikatastrophe 0
lol I'm 17 and 4 10 I know it sucks sometimes but I like it
fastspeed1234 0
snooki!!! :D haha