Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
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Comments (104)
GloomySkyz 0
Wow. If you're Bipolar, You should really break up. Thats just cruel
noobgang7 5
take the hint maybe?
underaegis 0
"This is the enemy of those." gorge lopez
bassmaster_pat 0
whahahahahaha. LOL I could do something like that as well
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
Etc80 0
Asshole. At least if he tried to tell you something for real. If he was just kidding, it's kinda funny... Hmm. Nope, asshole.
youreawhore 0
I think he was trying to tell you something... not sure what. :S Nah, I'm kidding, there's nothing wrong with being emotional... just as long as you keep it to your own privacy. And if he really loves you, he should be trying to comfort you, not tell you to stop completely.
Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
ironwords 8
some people overreact. maybe the boyfriend is trying to tell the girlfriend that she is a massive bitch.
SadinSherman 16
If the boyfriend thought she was a massive butch,wouldn't he have broken up with her.
AntiChrist7 0
if you choose an ass as boyfriend it's your fault. if you always hyperreact, it is surely your fault
noname4now 0
This is one of the most sexist things ive heard in a while. Deff break up with your bf and someone should sue that radio station!!
cradle6 13
Sue the radio? What the **** for? Haven't you ever heard of "free speech?" Or does that not fit into your fascist ideological framework of how the world should be? Jesus, we don't even know the context, just OP's biased and short description of it. For all we know, OP starts screaming at her bf in public for not saying I love you the correct amount of times or whatever. Not fair to judge.
NamelessFace 22
There's a difference between free speech and blatant sexism. Though no one will be suing anyone else, it's still an awful thing for a radio show to say. I don't care about OP's context AT ALL, what I care about is the radio and no context can make that any less unnecessarily offensive.
Koroush47 0
Not cruel, it's true.
CanadianNarwhal 13
**** you.
PikarooArtist 17
9, women are allowed to have their emotions and we shouldn't just keep them bottled up inside and if you can't handle that then I suggest you go **** yourself
Dude_fml 0
good job on getting a bf with humour. Being able to play jokes on one another is a sign of a healthy relationship after all.