Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Tell him that he's the veil of insecurity he's wearing is not flattering to his overall appearance
theTravinator 21
You're gonna have to talk to him about that, nobody should have to deal with an insecure and accusatory partner, whether he had a bad day or not- it's still not okay
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abNormal62 23
Tell him that he's the veil of insecurity he's wearing is not flattering to his overall appearance
CoGhostRider 31
Maybe he just had a bad day too
slingerslasher 24
He did.
1dvs_bstd 41
Did you read the fml, bro?
ChristianH39 30
To be fair, "after he had a bad day at work" would've been more clear. But it is pretty obvious.
Jason89 16
thanks #2 Capt Obvious ... where would we be without your vast knowledge of this FML?
theTravinator 21
You're gonna have to talk to him about that, nobody should have to deal with an insecure and accusatory partner, whether he had a bad day or not- it's still not okay
pureportedpear 27
Be carefull OP, that jealousy tends to get strongher if you have a similliar type of secret.
1221jamw 11
I disagree, I am very (admittedly) jealous. I am 100% loyal to my girlfriend but somewhere along the line of my life picked up trust issues
pureportedpear 27
I am not saying that one have to have such a secret to get jealous, I am just saying that if you do, you tend to react stronger on such trivial things that might imply interest in another person than your partner. No matter how small they might be, maybe even completely unrelated, but you draw the lines to early, to protect your own secret by blaming your partner for interest in another person.
weatherxveins 29
Also, it takes one to know one. If you've cheated, you know the signs of cheating. Not that jealousy is always a sign of the other person having a secret, but sometimes it can be.
Snakekilla54 8
Same
Invisigirl 7
i agree, #4, I've had many cheating partners, so i get jealous, but I've never cheated
dakatabg 31
Sometimes you just can't win!
tintarroja 31
Oh oh
aruden 25
Your boyfriend sounds like a bundle of joy.
jessie85678 15
It's weird he would assume that over any other scenario. Tell him to stop being ridiculous and to start trusting you a little more.
Sandsh8rk 36
Call him a disc and yourself a jockey, cos you're gonna spin him 'round all night.
UnluckyLatina 22
By the looks of it, I don't think OP and her boyfriend ended up playing any music
UnluckyLatina 22
And by music I meant sex. I'm sorry for my terrible joke i'll go now
iwanttogotoparis 26
Jealousy much?