Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Top comments
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
red_headforlife 15
I'm loving the alliteration here
Wakachulak 22
I'm pretty sure OP was OK with her BF pissing on her
CorpsmanUp88 21
Hot water goes away when ya flush thats why
Raegron 4
Only in America, so it seems? I have never had that issue anywhere. Only when using hot water (outside the shower) would the shower go cold, but not with toilets.
MyS3lf 24
That only happens in really old houses in America. I've never had that problem myself, and I've lived here all my life.
ouibijou 15
Just pee on him then.
doodlebug33 20
"Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you........."
judea95 16
Both are disgusting. YDI if you're going to let him shower with you
jdrappi 12
Nah he was probably masterbating in the shower and didnt want you to catch him
BobbieH 19
Well are you peeing when you use the toilet? If so then he needs to deal. But if you're you're pooping, I'd be against that too. That's just not something I need to share with my spouse. You should address the golden shower in the shower situation if you don't like it and have an issue indulging his fetish. No one should be subjected to fluids they don't want, even in a relationship.
xeno666 11
Eeww... Nasty...
avaeba 14
Three problem-solvers: 1. "Aw, you don't like it? Keep your piss off my legs and we'll call it even." 2. Offer him a tampon, since he clearly has a huge gaping veejay. 3. Nut-tap him the next time he goes all R. Kelly on you. Or shower alone.