Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
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Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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SJKatt 15
Your boyfriend should never be mad you say no to sex, regardless of what the reason is.
SJKatt 15
Personally I would argue that disappointment is different than being mad. I get being bummed out that the desire doesn't get filled, but getting mad at the person for it is a red flag.
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SJKatt 15
Your boyfriend should never be mad you say no to sex, regardless of what the reason is.
TwoBytesCarley 27
I think it’s completely valid if he’s disappointed in not having sex (his feelings are valid too) but he should NEVER take it out on you or make you feel bad for it.
SJKatt 15
Personally I would argue that disappointment is different than being mad. I get being bummed out that the desire doesn't get filled, but getting mad at the person for it is a red flag.
DanielleinDC 34
She probably has sex with him in other places, just not the shower. That said, why not have sex in the shower chair?
bound101 7
Being afraid to communicate can have it's toll on a person. But I can see his side also...being unfulfilled is disappointing, probably for the gf as well. You're gonna have to get over your inability to communicate some how.
RichardPencil 32
You should tell him. If you were to have sex and vomit during that, he'll think it's his fault. Isn't sitting in a shower a bath?
OrySoma 11
well sit down in him two birds one stone
bound101 7
I have to agree with this one 😂
diraven 15
Just do it badly and he won't ask you again. This works for lot of other things too like cooking or washing dishes.
Wadlaen 24
Well, couldn't you just sit down on his ****..?
rainbowdonnareed 18
Tell him! And shower sex is overrated. If your on a chair maybe you can do something he would like wink wink
juggalo2 22
What is embarrassing about that? So you have to sit in the shower.
Ellimac21 14
First of all, as some people said earlier, your boyfriend has no reason, I mean absolutely no reason at all to be mad at you because you don't to have sexy time. It's not something he is entitled to and if he is always like that, you may want to rethink that relationship. Cause that's a tiny red flag. Second, is that vomit-while-in-shower thing something you have an explanation for? Because if not, you may want to go to the doctor/hospital. Good luck
FrenchFried 8
TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND...Men have feelings too. His feelings are just as valid as yours. After getting rejected for the umpteenth time, he's probably not really angry so much as feeling insecure. Tell him your reasons!! If he is still mad? Thats a different story.