Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
ViviMage 40
Urine is sterile and there is an urban legend that urinating on your feet helps with foot fungus. If you're gonna tell him to stop peeing on you, you need to use a second bathroom to do your business while he's in the shower or wait your turn. Fair's fair!
BobbieH 19
Urine is only sterile at the bladder. There's a theory that "mid-stream" would also be sterile because the bacteria in the urethra has been cleared by that point but there isn't evidence to support that. Urine is even less sterile for women and uncircumcised men because the urine crosses tissue and membrane as it leaves the urethra.
awkwardloveannie 28
maybe he wants you to do it in the shower with him, why waste the "precious" material on the toilet
odamaliekh 26
Why on earth do your boyfriend pee at you?
awkwardloveannie 28
people pay hundreds to get peed or crapped on...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Yeah, people with sick fetishes.
AtomicDiamond87 15
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend or he needs a new mom. I'm joking but that's still disgusting
greggly123 6
Oh so you can't use the toilet, but he can replace you AS the toilet???
msbeans07 2
Your bf is a nasty moron.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Peeing on you in the shower and you using the toilet while he's in the shower are two completely different things. Double standards much! So defs FYL and you need to have a serious talk with your bf.
sweetbliss3 37
he probably just confused himself thinking he was a dog, and wanted to mark his territory.
RonnieG 10
y'all definitely need a closed door policy. as in, imma close the door and be ALONE while I void my bladder.
pcgwm 13
yuck, if my boyfriend did that I would slug him out right then and there & dump him disgusting ass