Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
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thatnucca 36
Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...
bazingabitches 17
Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"
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Comments (133)
BRLHP 24
Maybe next time you should just confront him.
jajajapun 5
yeah, a simple "hi" would've sufficed
Blazinthatshit 9
Um how the **** is that being cute?
Goldenberry_fml 14
Yeah and isn't the liquid in glow sticks poisonous? Plus it stains your clothes. Silly OP.
herh1996 6
oh look at how adorable I am with poisonous glowing **** wtf
TheCanucklehead 22
Or maybe next time, you should buy DX Glow Sticks, available exclusively at WWESHOP(dot)com
i_wuz_nver_here 31
He'll notice when she grows a third deformed boob from that shit
thatnucca 36
Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...
salazara 10
Honey, stop bleeding love on the dance floor.
felipe87 2
Probably burns too. I have put some of that stuff on my skin before and about 10 mins later it was burning my skin.
ise3 10
That might just be an allergic reaction. I don't recall having the same experience. Possibly a different brand of glowstick. But what do I know?
foreverblack 9
It's still poison, especially on an open wound. Way to go with the stupid, OP
MidnaLink 35
Good lesson for next time. Hopefully there won't be one.
ohSNAPyall 27
Next time just do a sexy glow stick dance.
Wizardo 34
Yeah this is why you do it the mainstream way and just ask the guy for his number or name and talk, forget the underground movement with glow sticks...
bazingabitches 17
Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"
botanistjessica 24
I'm wondering why this action would be considered "cute"
Uramonkey 11
Not to mention that stuff probably got into her cut as well.
Uramonkey 11
Not to mention that stuff probably got into her cut as well.
ColdplaySucks 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
21, she put some on her chest so I'm going to take a guess that putting glowing stuff in that area made her think it would attract the guy to look at her.
Uramonkey 11
29 - Don't get cute mixed with fool.
OneGirlTwoCups 13
I saw a skit from 1000 ways to die where a guy injected glow stick stuff into his veins, and he died, people were also soaked and glowing from the stuff. They said it's literally not good for you. But whatever it's a T.V. show, not many things on it are true
BrookRae 19
I'm sure he meant that's what she was thinking, I don't think he was actually thinking that.
bazingabitches 17
I don't think you fully understand my comment, but alright.
speckledots 29
I was thinking more along the lines of her having blood all over her chest. It being transferred there unknowingly while rubbing on the poison. Now that's really not cute.
Smoxxii 17
I'm guessing its a little more on the slutty side...?
mn_shr 22
90, why are you making her sound like Carrie at the prom? OP was stupidly thinking she was cute, we get it already.
sameboysamesame 11
how the Hell did u manage to do that?
mattrd_fml 31
glow sticks have glass inside them. thats what makes the cracking when you activate them.
SuperGrover10 20
Plus there are little shards in the liquid. My friends and I did a dance at a competition where we had them turn the lights off. We had sprayed glow sticks over each other beforehand for them to see us. We won! It looked awesome.
truth_teller23 11
There is a little glass tube separating two liquids in the glow stick. When you bend it, it cracks the glass and the liquids react which is what makes it glow.
puggypark 14
Well.. At least he noticed you :D
awkward611 26
that is one of the stupidest things you could have done sorry but it is
RedPillSucks 33
Sadly, no. She could have put it on her lips to make her lips glow in the dark. She could have put it in her eye.... There are soooo many stupid stuff people can and will do.
awkward611 26
exactly thats why I said one of the stupidest things :)
Daiyuki 5
Just try not to cut yourself next time and I'm sure it'll work out, that's legitimately more interesting than just saying hi. Kind of hard to do that in a loud club anyway.
nurchok 15
And the fact that most people have no idea what the glowing liquid is made of? How about it may be toxic, how about it may have long term effects like give one cancer in a few years? Just stick to saying hi...
CharresBarkrey 16
23 - It's hydrogen peroxide and phenol. It's not going to give you cancer. At the most it'll cause a little redness an irritation.
UsernameHere234 13
No kidding. I doubt the glowing substance is good for you. And if you hit it off it kinda wrecks some of the foreplay
giraffes5412 3
Do you even know how cancer starts...it's a defect with the p53 gene..the contents of a glow stick cannot do that (alter a cell).
DocBastard 40
I read "trying to be cute..." and couldn't hit the "YDI" button fast enough. The stuff glows in the dark and is encased in a protective shell for a reason, fool.
simplysarcastics 26
I agree and anyway how is dripping stuff that is most likely poison on you "cute". It was just foolish.
youknowimright 5
Op seems to have confused cute with easy
meetmadie 11
I got some of that stuff in my eyes before at a rave type thing, it burned for a few minutes but it got better pretty soon. So I'm sure pouring it on your chest isn't going to kill you.
razz122 5
Getting hit by a car isn't necessarily going to kill you. That still doesn't mean it's a good idea to walk in front of a moving one
Ms_ValS 27
Actually the FML moderators always add in the "trying to be cute" line.