Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Top comments
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
chocolatefrog28 29
If he is making an active decision to pee on you in the shower for fun, you should pick your nose and wipe it on him. Tit for tat, pee for booger. So says playground law.
angeluv_2014 22
Honestly, I think I'd rather get the booger, but at the same time... I'm not really sure... Awesome "would you rather" question. O.o
br00kr 22
That is downright disgusting!
cutiepie99 17
Wow u found urself a keeper....EWWW WTF I would freak out
jjmiller1001 17
clearly you need a new boyfriend!
Jjimen1654 9
No one wants to hear your poopy sounds op.
Shadowbay 18
The first time my boyfriend pees on me will be the last... That is what's unacceptable but if your doing anything other than peeing in the toilet then I understand what he's saying..
salazara 10
Tell him to shower with Ricky Martin
lrak 6
Marking territory. Dibs that shit.
NorwegianViking 8
Why? Just why? O.o
UglyFatGirl 9
reminds me of r.kelly....