Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Top comments
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
Damion_Laverne 6
Looks like someone isn't into golden showers.
Sophie_Hart 9
Story of mah life
xfluttershy07 8
I swear if someone peed on me... shower or not... I would end them
doglover100 29
Why does he pee on you? That's gross.
HahaNoGoAway 11
That's disgusting. I would talk to him about double standards and hygiene.
bossxxlady 5
wtf do u actually let him pee on you ? That's disgusting
IsathatSo 8
I wouldn't like it either if someone was taking a massive crap while in the shower Edit: I thought it said peeping not peeing that's disgusting of your bf though