Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Top comments
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
Colecto_fml 26
Well it is kinda gross to pee when somebody else is in the room with you... I could never do that
hcollins1 18
So you don't use public bathrooms? Considering there could be a number of people in there.
angeluv_2014 22
Obviously you've never enjoyed the closeness of a long-term/live in relationship (male or female/ sexual or friendship)
doodlecloud 27
Not everyone has the luxury of multiple bathrooms in one house. If someone's taking a really long shower sometimes you just gotta go. I would never poop when someone was in the shower but I have had to pee before. Not ideal but they can't see or hear you due to the shower curtain and running water so it's not that bigger deal.
Vampirequeen346 8
agreed
TheDrifter 24
Well, if you weren't using it from in the shower he might not be as freaked out.
jessBeAqueen 13
"I want to piss on you....."
Ins0mau 20
Okay jess.
jessBeAqueen 13
drip drip drip....? clearly no one here has watched the Chappell show -_-
gallaeo 21
"I wanna turn your face into a toilet bowl"..lol...gotta love Chapell.
Futacy 30
Aww, how romantic! He emphasises the fact that you're all his by pissing all over you like a dog. That's too sweet <3
asherm 15
Is he 11 yrs old?
Futacy 30
Any 11 year-old who takes showers with their girlfriend is another facepalm of society.
angeluv_2014 22
Or the manliest 11 year old ever.... actually, come to think of it, I showered with my boyfriend when I was 11... long story
EpicSquishii 21
Unless you're going to clarify to make it less gross, don't reveal vague details about 11 year olds naked together. That shit is disturbing
Jazer22 10
Eat some refried beens, Take a huge dump without him knowing and close the door with the lock on. Have fun. :)
CynicalZebra 3
That must piss you off
Mossears133 15
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.....oh wait
Enslaved 38
Ugh! My guy also pees in the shower when I'm in there with him. :P He doesn't pee on me but I'm still subjected to that lovely smell and get zero warning. :P
worldclassrager 41
Have a secondary bathroom? Looks like you can't win...but there is probably a loop hole somewhere...
tazmanmike2013 17
YDI because after the first time of him peeing on you, you should have left. Why would you want to be with someone like this?
EpicSquishii 21
It's almost painful to read what relationships are ended over these days. You do realize that urine can be washed off almost instantly in the shower, right? Or that urine is sterile and won't get you sick from contact? Yeah it's icky and of course people are grossed out by the thought but in the grand scheme of things, leaving someone you love forever over something so childishly absurd is like using a bazooka to kill a fly.
ZingZilla 8
Wait! You've used one of those to kill a fly? Sod seeing your house, must be very drafty.