Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
whyLoveHurts 0
just jerk off for the rest of your life :)
jburkes 12
yeah. I'm going through that same thing. we're 18.
ankoku 2
Time to get a new girlfriend..
Playful1985 9
Blame marriage, it has a sobering effect on limbido.
Playful1985 9
There's no such thing as a peak age for women, it's a myth. Many have believed it was 30s purely because by then she's more experienced and knows what she likes. It's all about communication. And I personally prefer no sex to bad sex. I can't have a relationship without regular bdsm for example.
alimahdi 4
Listen I'm a woman and to be truthful I don't blame men cheating these days on their wives or girlfriends! The reason most of you women find sex boring is because your not willing to put yourself out there and try new things. I would get bored to if i laid there like a nun. Try new positions, have fun, do it anywhere you want to! Don't be afraid to have what you want and the way you want it. Be a good wife during the day and be a prostitute at night!! ;) (some of your girls act like sex is math relax and just get wild!)
omgwtftoni 0
she's cheating and you're an idiot
StuffedNinja 0
then get a new girlfriend.
Alex213 0
shes cheating...girls always want to "do it" especially at 27
jman2324 0
she's doing the mail man! or worse the mail women.