Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
elpacino32605 0
ummm yea she is definitely cheating...
butterflyz1961 2
Actually women reach their peak at 40.
zinjin 5
Take it from another guy in your situation, get yourself a FWB. Just because she doesn't want sex shouldn't mean you have to go without as well. You can either do it on the down low, or get her blessing like I did. I was close to leaving my marriage (15yrs) because of no sex even though I didn't want to, and we discussed this and she was ok with it. In our case it saved our marriage.
skeetskeetmf 0
my boyfriend said the same thing. we're both 19 :/
thatisjank 0
Either she IS cheating or you're just bad at sex.
sumpboyz 0
And you believe she isn't cheating? so now you're stupid and horny.
jmac82 0
Pff whatever, she's 27 she's getting down with SOMEONE, maybe just not you bc you're too fat/ugly or suck in bed. Send her my way and I'll show her what she's missing. I'm banging some other dude's wife and it's totally the best way man.
wtf_op 0
Yeah I seriously doubt I'm fat ugly or suck in bed. Go **** urself
guyfromri 1
divorce. you will not fix this. lack of sex will drive you to cheat - mark my words man.
sophienakita 3
wtfffff you's are so messed. you really think sex=love? are you all 14? ffs.
zinjin 5
#288 - To some it is, also sex in a marriage is pretty important. Kind of hard to be intimate with someone who doesn't want intimacy. Why anyone would want to live their life as monk or a nun just seems unnatural to me.
sophienakita 3
it is possible to be intimate without having sex. -_-
shoecrazy 5
your wife's a liar. sex is always important.