Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Top comments
mcxhunni 0
maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...
mxpklx 12
someones socially awkward.
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Comments (190)
mcxhunni 0
maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...
Gianca1208 4
Smooth move no nuts!
grass_hopperr 1
Hopefully but probably not... :
extrovertical 0
or a huge load of shit
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Dont worry, OP. You turned her on.
iceicebaby24 0
that's what I thought.
Insight1992 0
shut up that's mad gross jk I was thinking the same thing lol
flighted_ 0
I was thinkin OP meant he uh....loses his uh...in his pants a lot, seeing that he doesn't really get any. no? ...okay lol
gabstahhh 8
Great laundry conversation...? Hahaha
Leah_Adelle 0
sounds more like **** in the pants
OceanBreathesSal 5
1- your picture frightens me for some reason.
mcxhunni 0
good ;)
AbuelaGrande 0
The loads I see is the load from the fire truck when he come and take my basura or garbadge I think you say in English away.
Veraymix 6
Yeah, I too would have thought of the dick. let's hope she doesn't analyze it too much.
Ducati4623 0
Am I the only one that thinks this guy is a legend for saying that? I wish I had the courage to just go for the win straight away.
Dark_Angel003 0
Thats what i thought, I thought he was reffering to his dick.
mooshibear140 4
LOL, when I read it I thought of ****, not poop. xD
BobsUrAunty 2
abuela you never make any sense :s
EvilPotato 15
did she giggle, smile and wink?
jessyrodgers 0
126 your pic is awesome
F14Shado 0
as do I.
maz_irken 6
shitty situation?
method_men25 2
Haters gonna hate!! This is gold OP, milk it!! Take this ambiguous and embarrassing
method_men25 2
Haters gonna hate!! This is gold OP, milk it!! Take this ambiguous and Potentially embarrassing situation, spin it, and she'll be handling your 'huge load' in no time
iJasper 8
LOL
NomOnShroomz 14
Wow, what an original comment!
Tantalum 1
You made it to the #2 spot, Well done!!
iJasper 8
Lol, I just relized I did get second xD
NomOnShroomz 14
It's morons like you that make me wonder why the human race is in charge of the world.
1221jamw 11
chill bro.
iJasper 8
>.> I'm not going to say anything, because I dont want to waste my time, talking to you.
NomOnShroomz 14
Dude, I'm as chill as the freaking ice monster in my bath tub. Actually, he hasn't been so chill lately after he accidentally ate my unicorn... but my point is I'm chill.
ShaliniBabiie 0
roflmao !
ieatpuppehs 0
if you kept a unicorn captive apparently you're not all that chill.. however I would like to have MY ice monster back. my ice tank is lonely.
Jacobt24 19
73 - Your picture made me laugh and feel weird at the same time
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I love NomOnShroomz, don't dis him 'Kay? Goddit? GOOD! ;)
Baby2000 0
your a loser
deliciouscake 3
He's not a loser, "you're" a loser.
camartinez23 0
mmk... not sure how to take that hah
Insight1992 0
shut up
NomOnShroomz 14
That's what ruffies are for...
LaughinStock 16
^ they should call them groundies
camcam103 0
no.……
emojustin 0
hey sexy ;)
11tmaste 3
It's not how you take it, but where.
daAce77 8
your fail sir...
mercuryburst 0
You're*
BobsUrAunty 2
I thought 'you' made more sense than 'you're'
YacL 15
Was the face she made when you said that cute as well? I bet it was.
TalkinSmack 6
lol pricess!
MVProbbins 0
You spelt it wrong. Dumbass.
smellymellyy 7
lol its just a typo im sure this guy does know that priceless has an L in it, he's not that dumb. dont get so offended by one typo, jeez it's not like he was tlkng lyk dis
LittleIrishGirl 0
I love how on his profile thingy he spelled words wrong himself lol
mxpklx 12
someones socially awkward.
lopez1222 3
hahahahahaha
KickItHigh 32
Next time, try thinking before you speak...
xxxkkxxx 0
how original
flighted_ 0
....for someone with an "originality" picture. by the way, you DO know why the -1 goes to a 0 the next day, right....? lol
MmkHere 3
Someone already said something like "how original" so I'm not the unoriginal one here, ass.
MmkHere 3
She's** Not I'm
omfg_creepers 8
so are mine!
signommi7 0
Ask her if you can have sex with her