Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
TiffanyMarie1240 4
she's lying
mikelust1977 7
go find a new wife
rhysfucker 24
one word: Girlfriend
the88thpianoman 3
BAIL.
courtneysue95 2
you act like sex is the point of the relationship..you're a dick.
wtf_op 0
I'm not saying it's the point of the relationship, it's a privilege and special bond that I would now be losing with my wife. And thanks for calling me a dick, who the **** are you to judge me...GOD?!?!
mikelust1977 7
bitch
cpatrick820 3
I agree with OP here. Healthy relationships always involve sex. Seriously, ask any marriage or relationship counselor. It's very human, and you're very immature for thinking humans shouldn't be concerned with sex, especially in marriage.
ReynshineCutting 10
Sex is a healthy part of a relationship, but there's no set normal frequency. Some couples have sex every day, some once a week or less. There's nothing wrong with that. OP get the book Intimacy & Desire by Dr. David Schnarch. You and your wife both read it. I'm not very far in it yet but it will make you see things in a totally different light. It'll help you see things from her perspective and realize that there's not necessarily anything abnormal about her sex drive, but how to handle it and make things better. I highly doubt she's cheating on you. It's VERY common for women in their 20s to have a low sex drive for no reason. I'm 21 and have virtually no sex drive and my doctor said it's normal and way more common than people think. She put me on a birth control with higher androgen to help. Maybe your wife could talk to her doctor about getting on some. I also got that book recently since my fiancé has more testosterone than average and it's helped us so far. Don't automatically think she's cheating because she's probably not. Good luck.
butterflyz1961 2
Dag. It's going to be a looooong marriage.
Thrasher91 0
Tell her it's important to you.
tom_es 3
Tell our story:' my wife and I are married 16 years, we do it 4 to 5 times a week for at least 90min...we are 37 and 38.' we are keeping it interesting!
08DIB 0
well you're ****** lol wait no u rnt
NYBellz 0
get her to a Gyno asap n high dose hormone pills