wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
life of cuck, never good enough
New York, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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ifeelya 5
sounds like she had been around at very young age...
kaykay20 0
So you would rather have her cheating on you then not having sex with anyone? Your one weird individual if you think her being loyal to you is a fml.
wtf_op 0
just the way I opened my FML, I knew she wasn't cheating ppl sure jump to conclusions tho
darkness4dummies 0
what the hell damn get her some spanish fly PRONTO
ConnerCyanide 0
Divorce.. cough.. cough lol
808Lol 0
maybe you're not all that good at sex ?
godmax1 3
Cheat on her and then when she finds out say oh, sex is still important to me but you said it wasnt to you and I didnt want to pressure you into doing anything you did not want to do besides it was pure pleasure and I love you not them. Bam. in the clear I hope
main3v3nt83 0
new girlfriend time???
ilikeemsmall 4
EJECT EJECT! Since you are getting older and everything, let her know marriage isn't important anymore..at least not to an old lady like her.
Shinygirlnz 1
What the hell guys? It doesn't say they're NOT having sex anymore, perhaps they're just having less... like, maybe they were doing it three times a day and now they're only doing it every second day or something. The fact is, MOST couples sex lives reduce after being married a few years. Hopefully, this man is mature enough to be able to communicate that he needs more physical intimacy from her and they're able to work on it together. But he sounds pretty immature if he instantly leaps to the conclusion she's cheating.
wtf_op 0
A sensible person who didn't jump to the conclusion sex stopped, congrats on being able to read, immature? really? I never thought she was cheating it was just how I started the FML. and the responses from ppl would lead me to believe most of them are immature
Mikahz94 0
HaHa! Whatever. She's cheating. Don't look like a dumbass and believe she isn't. I garuntee she is.
wtf_op 0
you guarantee it?? Really do you know my wife personally??