Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
b3dtim3 2
break it off. its over man. 60 more years of that?
Stilettos 5
Sounds like me. I am about the same age and feel the same way. I'm horny when I'm horny ....Not when I'm not. Lol
crazyluv17 0
oh my god, she's ANCIENT!!!!!!
MyWorldAway 0
WOW, IM OLDER THAN THAT AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT. I WANT MORE THAN MOST GUYS I KNOW, ESPECIALLY MY BOYFRIEND. HE RECENTLY ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. "MY REPLY IF YOU PUT OUT MORE, THEN YES. IF NOT THAN NO"
merrielp 13
I'm 31. Sex isn't important to me. Just saying.
bigbadwolf078 4
That's beat. So many chics do that now and use it against us.
grumpy94533 11
Sounds like my husband. I know exactly what you're going through. I'm sorry.
j_inks23 19
My boyfriend pulled the same shit on me, he's only 28 wtf -.-
OwenBicker 14
It's called menopause, and yes, it can happen that early.
NamelessFace 22
But it's more likely to happen much later than for it to happen at 27, so you really shouldn't assume that's what's going on.
Violord 13
I don't know, women can be very convincing