Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
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Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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kalbrek009 20
I was told the same by an ex of mime when she was 20 & she even claimed her meds made her drive nonexistent....truth was, the meds increased her drive @ she was screwing another man for meth. glad I got rid of her...sorry OP but either your woman has clinical issues or she IS cheating or both. :(...
sophienakita 3
Haahhahahaha consider yourself lucky. I'm 19 and I'm already over sex. Sometimes it has nothing to do with cheating, or hormonal problems. I just don't enjoy it. It's boring. And I don't NEED to have sex....so it really doesn't matter. Be grateful that you've had a few great years of sex with your wife, and now just enjoy being with her. :) Sex isn't a big deal!
Mr_Wolfberg 0
something is wrong with you, you should consider seeing your doctor..
sophienakita 3
I have, and no, nothing is wrong. In fact it's pretty normal really. I also don't have a problem with the fact that I don't like sex.
kitties_fml 12
you're seriously missing out...
ROAD_HOUSE 0
it cool man...she'll realize she's running out of sex time in a few years and you'll be back in there
Mr_Wolfberg 0
if it is of no importance to her than she shouldn't mind I'd you go and get it elsewhere.
freshko21 6
ure not hittin it right? idk how boring it would get after years of marrige since i havent and wont be marrying any time soon, wish u luck tho op
looloothing 9
she's cheating.
life_lol 0
**** that get it till your dead
YoungBraze 0
well i'll start bookmarking some internet **** if i we're you, lmao jk your life truly needs to get ******
cmelo_ 0
She's cheating. You're probably walking around with blinders on pretending every things gonna be ok and it's not. That's the problem with marrying young for women. They think they know what they want or they figure they're gonna change a man. When it doesn't happen suddenly they're not interested in sex, you or anything else you used to have in common. I've yet to meet a couple (myself included) who at this point of not caring about the others feelings (her for yours) ever come back to way things were. Make sure you start separating things. make sure you have your own checking account so she can't drain you of your money like in a joint account. Make sure your credit cards that are in your name and not her's. Every woman I've ever seen pull this crap does the exact same thing. First it's intimacy. then its conversations. the sex gets non-existent. then they stop caring about what you do. Then to confuse you, they might either A. have great sex with you (thier way of saying good bye) and turn into b!tch, drain the accounts and then file papers or B. turn into b!tch, drain the accounts and then file papers. It'll take a while to get over and yea it'll hurt, But then you'll meet women who are faarrrrr better and learn to look at what you've been through as a learning experience.
ReynshineCutting 10
You're an idiot. Please don't give anyone marriage advice ever again. If OP just randomly started separating finances, don't you think his wife would get suspicious of him? And she would have absolutely every right to do so. Your marriage advice is "don't talk to her, don't work things out, separate your money behind her back and then get a divorce". That has got to be the absolute worst marriage advice I've ever heard. There's no proof she's cheating whatsoever. Just not having sex with your spouse does not mean cheating. I'm 21 and have virtually no sex drive. Does that mean because my fiancé and I have sex 1-2 times a week that I'm sleeping around on him? No. It means I have a low sex drive. Period. The same could easily be true for OPs wife. There are 10,000 different things that cause low sex drive. So please do us all a favor and don't give marriage advice again. With your attitude it's no wonder marriages fail left and right these days.
zhightower 3
she's a cheater. divorce her and get a new one.... fast