Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
282828 0
wow seriously I'm still in my teens and sex is VERY important to me always had always will lol my mom said my first word was doggy of course I pointed to two dogs doin it doggy my mom said I was into it since then lol
bh173 0
who's cares.. sex isn't the only thing in a relationship. but youre a male, so I dont see you understanding that anytime soon.
alimahdi 4
trying to relax her wont get you anywhere. women after they have kids i dont know why they shut off the sex in the relationship. if your kids are young i suggest you start taking them out let her have some time to herself maybe thats just the problem
bycf 0
is she expecting sth from you? may be ur caring, understanding, romantic... others than just sex.... thk abt it...
Fuck3d278 0
Dude, ok, I got tired of reading, so idk if someone posted this before me. But if she says it's stress, send the kids of for the night before she gets home, have dinner and like a hot bath/shower ready for her, and just take her mind off of stressfull things. That might help with the sex, if not, that might just help with the relationship.
TeeBruce 0
ouch, sorry bro.
premiumJones 3
wow, and you bought that? lol.
clashcloud 3
you didn't believe her did you? she is definitely getting it somewhere else
dptscorpio113 3
I bet she just doesn't want to have sex with you but Is having sex
CheapGodiva 0
If you believe her you are a fool.